{"product_id":"9781434343505","title":"Bald Lubavitcher","description":"Beware the Eyes of Stink! \u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eAuthor Takes on Oddly Enchanting World of Horror in Newest Screenplay \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eNEW YORK\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e– Stink Eyes. It is a look of incredible hatred, a look that – if intense enough, if long enough, if delivered by a person who truly hates – can result in a curse. And it is the look given to Rolando Karputchnick by his soon-to-be ex-wife, Neptune, as she lays dying in the street after a hit-and-run.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eLawrence J. Corneck has done it again, shocking and satisfying readers with his eccentric, outlandish characters and trademark brand of sinister humor in his dark new screenplay, \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eBald Lubavitcher \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e(published by AuthorHouse).\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eA companion to Corneck’s previous books, \u003ci\u003eBald Lubavitcher\u003c\/i\u003e follows the outlandish and arrogant Rolando from \u003ci\u003eGeezer Pleaser \u003c\/i\u003e(published by AuthorHouse), who, in typical Rolando fashion, doesn’t seem too upset about his wife’s sudden expiration. His only cause for concern? Neptune’s departing serving of Stink Eyes.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAs Neptune fades out of his life, a Movie Buff walks in.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e“Not an ordinary Movie Buff,” writes Corneck. “But a Movie Buff from Hell, a Movie Buff who assumes the persona of Major Characters in Movies and then proceeds, if one is a believer in the Occult (and dare one not be), to enforce Neptune’s Curse.”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eRolando sues the Movie Buff, an ex-con who owes him money, and the two hot-headed men get caught up in an obsessive and unusual rivalry that involves company takeovers, a mind-altering painting, mystery and, of course, murder. The Movie Buff’s last big role? A big surprise.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eBorn and raised in New York, Corneck continues to love living in the Big Apple. He is also the author of \u003ci\u003eExistential Hell: A Screenplay Trilogy\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eBig Cigar, small d**k\u003c\/i\u003e,\u003ci\u003e FAT FAT Snitch\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eGeezer Pleaser \u003c\/i\u003e(all published by AuthorHouse),\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003ecompanions to \u003ci\u003eBald Lubavitcher\u003c\/i\u003e. More screenplays based upon earlier characters, including\u003ci\u003e Mime’s the Word, Bubble Catcher\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eAsphalt Bungle\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eBitch Fight at the KO Corral\u003c\/i\u003e,\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003ewill soon be available through AuthorHouse. According to Corneck, each of his screenplays will be written in a different genre: cat and mouse, domestic drama, high adventure, coming of age, comedy, romance, horror, tear-jerker, show biz, caper and western. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eFor more information on Corneck and his books, please visit www.LawrenceJCorneck.com.  \u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AuthorHouse","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47154362220784,"sku":"9781434343505","price":9.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781434343505_p0.jpg?v=1763754361","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781434343505","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}