{"product_id":"9781439114841","title":"What Not to Name Your Baby","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe perfect antidote to the boring baby-naming books -- a hilarious guide for expecting parents on what \u003cb\u003eNOT\u003c\/b\u003e to name their baby!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat better way to choose the perfect name than by ruling out those names that are off-limits?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJoe Borgenicht offers more than a thousand names, complete with pronunciation and definitions, that absolutely, positively cannot be used for a child. But don't worry, there are exceptions to the rules, and a lot of names will work just fine, especially if there's something wrong with you. Sections of the book include: \"Movie Mania\" (Morhpeus, Maverick, and Starsky); \"It's the 21st Century: Move On!\" (Murray, Irving, and Ethel); and \"Shop at the Mall, Not the Nursery\" (Timberland, Lucky, and Armani). There are hilarious sidebars and lists, like: \"Infamous Dictators\" (Saddam, Benito, and Manuel); \"Famous Sidekicks\" (Robin, Tonto, and Garfunkel); and \"First Voted Off the Island\" \u003ci\u003eSurvivors\u003c\/i\u003e (Sonja, Debb, and Peter); and more!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe've all heard the bad ones: Moon Unit (Zappa), Sailor Lee (Brinkley), Chastity (Bono). With an edgy and often politically incorrect sense of humor, \u003ci\u003eWhat Not to Name Your Baby\u003c\/i\u003e is certain to help expecting parents be creative, without scarring their child for life -- at least not with a name.","brand":"Gallery Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47127901995248,"sku":"9781439114841","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781439114841_p0.jpg?v=1763756266","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781439114841","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}