{"product_id":"9781439133927","title":"Fangs for the Mammaries","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Follow-Up to \u003ci\u003eWitch Way\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e to the Mall\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eStrip Mauled\u003c\/i\u003e from the Creator of the Chicks in Chainmail Series. Here Come the Vampires to Put the Bite on Suburbia.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHaving inflicted the smug homes of suburbia with witches and werewolves. Esther Friesner now unleashes the undead to tap a vein of blood \u003ci\u003eand\u003c\/i\u003e humor, and drain the suburbs dry of both. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVampires and the suburbs are a match made in heaven, or maybe . Remember Dracula? He didn’t run into any real problems until he took his act on the road and traveled to the  . But in the suburbs, everyone is polite and respectful of their neighbors’ right to privacy. And if your neighbors happen to have kids selling gift-wrap, magazine subscriptions, cookies, or other school fundraising ploys, and little Emily or Jason happen to come peddling their wares after sundown . . . Who says you have to stay in the city if you want good take-out meals delivered right to your door? There’s no one quite like a vampire for saying, “All of you kids get off of my lawn!” and putting some \u003ci\u003eteeth \u003c\/i\u003e into it. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe stories in these pages—by Sarah A. Hoyt, K.D. Wentworth, Dave Freer and more, including Esther Friesner herself—will convince the reader that vampires and suburbs go together like wine and cheese, gin and tonic, desperation and housewives, marriage and pre-nups. Enter freely and of your own will . . .\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Baen","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50079029035248,"sku":"9781439133927","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781439133927","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}