{"product_id":"9781440313141","title":"Get Real Greetings: Creating Cards for Your Sassiest Sentiments (PagePerfect NOOK Book)","description":"\u003ccenter\u003e\u003cb\u003eForget sweet and sappy . . . \u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003eCelebrate the ups and downs of real life with these sassy greeting cards. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/center\u003e\u003cp\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003eDid your best girlfriend get a speeding ticket, get dumped and get fired, all in the same week? Or did that lucky bitch just introduce you to her hot new boyfriend who just happens to be a masseuse? Too bad there are no sections in the greeting card aisles for those occasions! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eGet Real Greetings\u003c\/i\u003e picks up where store-bought cards and traditional card-making books leave off. You'll find something here for all the non-occasions of everyday life - with cards covering everything from \"The Usual Crap\" to \"The Joys of Womanhood\" - as well as snarky new twists on more tried-and-true topics. Choose from 70+ fabulous card designs, plus dozens of bonus unsentimental sentiments to mix and match with your favorites. Simple instructions make it easy to create these fresh and funny cards whenever inspiration (in the form of a girlfriend's triumph or tragedy) strikes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003eGive your friends their just desserts - make them a Get Real greeting today!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"F+W Media","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47142683377904,"sku":"9781440313141","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781440313141_p0.jpg?v=1763758354","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781440313141","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}