{"product_id":"9781440506444","title":"The Maxims of Manhood: 100 Rules Every Real Man Must Live By","description":"\u003cb\u003eSave an Additional 10% on our Deal of the Week!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis Week's Recommended Title from the The Daily Bender Blog:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eIt's summer. So get your ass outside and get some real sun. Not only does that fake-and-bake turn you orange, it also breaks a Maxim. Grab a copy of Maxims of Manhood to entertain (and educate) while on the beach.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSwitching your favorite sports team is forbidden.\u003cbr\u003eChildren should carried in your arms--never in a BabyBjorn.\u003cbr\u003eWorkplace e-mails must contain a precise total of zero exclamation points.\u003cp\u003eSome rules are made to be broken; however, these aren't them. Instead, these man laws are what every living, breathing, beer-guzzling, football-watching guy must put in to practice. The maxims cover a variety of subjects from dating to parenting to work to entertainment, and each comes packed with its importance, examples of the of the maxim in action, and exceptions to the principle (because, well, rules really are made to be broken). This guide will lay down the law with entries like:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf she is in the mood, you are in the mood.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNever order a drink that includes--or has even the slightest chance of including--a straw, umbrella, or cherry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt is only permissible to wear sunglasses when you're actually in the sun. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eIt's the complete set of rules for an unruly people.","brand":"Adams Media","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47178297180400,"sku":"9781440506444","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781440506444_p0.jpg?v=1763758440","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781440506444","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}