{"product_id":"9781440527777","title":"The Misanthrope's Guide to Life: (Go Away!)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eMisanthrope, n.: \u003cbr\u003e1.) One who hates mankind; a curmudgeon; a loner; \u003cbr\u003e2.) The guy in your office who responded to your e-mail of baby photos with \"D-. Passing, but not college material\"; \u003cbr\u003e3.) A Realist\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom \u003ci\u003eThe Misanthrope's Guide to Life\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this guide, you'll learn how to get away from the pain-in-the-asses who make you seriously consider investing in a fallout shelter and making it your new home. You'll take isolated comfort in these survival strategies, including how to:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConduct managed incoherence to get the delivery boy from the lobby to your door\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake a \"French leave\" in order to eat alone at work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet ousted from your kickball league by dressing as Magnum, P.I. for every game\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet back at the jerk yapping on his cell phone by reciting the lyrics to Harry Chapin's version of \"Cat's in the Cradle\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnd a conversation by \"Gwynething\" (also known as playing the \"I'm delightfully foreign\" act) someone to death\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is the survival guide you will be annoyed not to have.","brand":"Adams Media","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47140020158704,"sku":"9781440527777","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781440527777_p0.jpg?v=1763796317","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781440527777","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}