{"product_id":"9781441305787","title":"Sh*t My Dog Says: A Parody","description":"  ''I'm 30-something and live with my 75-year-old (in dog years) dog. He was allergic to my girlfriend, so she moved out. Now it's just the two of us, kibbles, and beer. He's an awesome dog--kind of like Nietzsche if he'd been furry and prone to sniffing butts. I write down the sh*t he says, and here it is.'' From ''Don't be fooled. The cat is evil,'' to ''You know why I like to take a walk? So I can smell things you never touched,'' to ''Nothing beats the feeling of jowls flapping in the wind,'' this mini parody treasury of canine wit--packed with hilarious illustrations--is the straight poop scooped.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHardcover mini gift book with dust jacket \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a 24K gold-plated charm to keep on the ribbon bookmark or on a bracelet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e80 pages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures 3-1\/4'' wide x 4'' high\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e  ","brand":"Peter Pauper Press, Incorporated","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47044909138160,"sku":"9781441305787","price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781441305787_p0.jpg?v=1763807417","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781441305787","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}