{"product_id":"9781447259831","title":"Football Jokes: Fantastically funny jokes for football fanatics","description":"\u003cp\u003eHundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhen is a footballer like a baby?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen he dribbles.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWho's in goal when the ghost team plays football?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe ghoulie, of course\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey both have trouble with the key.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn elephant with wet football boots.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow does an octopus go on to a football pitch?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell-armed!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow can a footballer stop his nose running?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003ePut out a foot and trip it up.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFry-day.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pan Macmillan","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47140348264688,"sku":"9781447259831","price":5.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781447259831_p0.jpg?v=1763827274","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781447259831","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}