{"product_id":"9781448132638","title":"The Essex Joke Book","description":"\u003cp\u003eWARNING: This book contains laugh-out-loud jokes about fake tans, vajazzles and all fings Essex\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eForget the Rolex or the flash car, what you really need in your life to make your friends well jel is \u003ci\u003eThe Essex Joke Book\u003c\/i\u003e. It’s packed full of bling-tastic banter, racy rib-ticklers and gob-smackingly good gags all about Essex Girls and Boys, their tans and tribulations, conquests and cock-ups, and more. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow can you tell an Essex Girl has been using her iPad? \u003cbr\u003eThere’s Tipp-Ex on the screen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat do you call the skeleton of an Essex Boy in a wardrobe?\u003cbr\u003eLast year’s hide-and-seek champion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?\u003cbr\u003eAn Essex Girl doing naked cartwheels.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn Essex Girl gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. ‘You can go and play with the other kids, you know,’ she says.\u003cbr\u003e‘It’s best I stay here,’ he says.\u003cbr\u003e‘Why?’ asks the Essex Girl.\u003cbr\u003eThe boy says: ‘Because I’m the f**king goalkeeper.’\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ebury Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47154719129840,"sku":"9781448132638","price":9.86,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781448132638_p0.jpg?v=1763826382","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781448132638","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}