{"product_id":"9781449400132","title":"Clean This!: 300 Reasons to Stop Cleaning","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Cleaning is the most boring, pointless way to spend your time that ever existed,\" writes author Mary McHugh. Just think of all the wonderful things you could be doing instead:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e    \u003cli\u003eYou could be learning to play the clarinet.\u003c\/li\u003e    \u003cli\u003eYou could plant a lilac bush.\u003c\/li\u003e    \u003cli\u003eYou could be riding a motorcycle down Main Street.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd although the house, your clothes, the children, and dog have to be cleaned sometime, \u003ci\u003eClean This!\u003c\/i\u003e shows you how to get the cleaning done with the least amount of effort:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e    \u003cli\u003eLots of children love to vacuum. Exploit this fact.\u003c\/li\u003e    \u003cli\u003eIf you never cook, you never have to clean up. Two very good things.\u003c\/li\u003e    \u003cli\u003ePolish your floors by skating across them in your bunny slippers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnyone who has ever pushed a broom, washed a dish, or scrubbed a toilet will welcome McHugh's tongue-in-cheek advice. Artist Adrienne Hartman's cheerful illustrations help alleviate any lingering guilt from the mess. So put down the broom and let the dust bunnies multiply. Remember, nobody ever changed the world by cleaning a bathroom!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47154963644656,"sku":"9781449400132","price":4.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781449400132_p0.jpg?v=1763835240","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781449400132","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}