{"product_id":"9781449402013","title":"I Love You Even Though...","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdmit it--sometimes we just don't get where our better half is coming from. Are 23 pairs of black heels--each varying in heel height, number of straps, and degrees of self-inflicted foot pain--really necessary? Does a $5,000 Bose stereo system qualify as a  \"home improvement\"? Inside \u003ci\u003eI Love You Even Though . . .\u003c\/i\u003e , coauthors Rebecca Murray Schuler and Christine Wiesedeppe-Regan offer nearly 50 sarcastic insights on romantic rapport paired with charming, edgy line-drawn illustrations. Perfectly timed for Cupid Day gift-giving, guys and gals will find that all the important relationship topics are covered: lawn mowing, ESPN's \u003ci\u003eSportsCenter\u003c\/i\u003e, her propensity to collect shoes in varying hues of black, and his ability to quote entire scenes from \u003ci\u003eThe Godfather\u003c\/i\u003e but always forget three items on the grocery list. Although Schuler and Wiesedeppe-Regan indicate that debates will rage over the culinary merits of stuffing a beer can up a chicken's bottom and the fine line between talking, asking, and nagging, one thing remains certain, unequivocal, and dependable--that thing is love.  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSample entries include: I love you even though . . . \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* You can effortlessly organize a fantasy football draft involving 12 guys, 6 cases of beer, 8 pizzas, and 5 orders of Buffalo wings, but forget to make dinner reservations for our anniversary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* You don't understand the financial and emotional disparity between \"Coach\" being printed on a handbag and \"Coach\" being printed on an airline ticket.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* You declare that G.I. Joe is not a doll, but rather an American icon embodying man's primal need for social order and homeland security.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* You consider camouflage a color.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Even though you sometimes don't get me and I sometimes don't get you...I love you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Andrews McMeel Publishing LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47107229221104,"sku":"9781449402013","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781449402013_p0.jpg?v=1769906528","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781449402013","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}