{"product_id":"9781449405632","title":"Stupid Christmas","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom absurd 911 calls to presidential philosophizing and foolish felons, Leland Gregory generates the best laughs by exposing the worst of human nature. Following up his \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e best-selling \u003ci\u003eStupid American History\u003c\/i\u003e, Gregory sets his sights on the holidays as he exposes mind-numbing mistletoe maladies in \u003ci\u003eStupid Christmas: Idiots under the Mistletoe\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerhaps it's the spiked eggnog or the multiple family members gathered around crazy-colored, twinkly lights, but the holidays are rife with idiocy by the daft and the dumb. Inside this latest collection, Gregory offers more than 200 accounts of holiday-induced stupidity, including:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* While smoke billowed out of the store, firefighters had to physically restrain enthusiastic shoppers from entering a Great Lakes Mall store during an electrical fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* In 1995, officials debated over whom to invite to the city's Christmas tree ceremony: President Bill Clinton or the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* As a joke, Andrew Jackson sent formal invitations to his Christmas ball to a well-known mother-and-daughter prostitute team in Salisbury, North Carolina.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Andrews McMeel Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47156726563056,"sku":"9781449405632","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781449405632_p0.jpg?v=1763835311","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781449405632","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}