{"product_id":"9781449408237","title":"The Girlfriends' Bible on Dating, Mating, and Other Matters of the Flesh","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Good Book for women to live by!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe creator of \u003ci\u003eBoyfriend-in-a-Box\u003c\/i\u003e is back with a book that lays down the law, chapter and verse, for female relationships. Friendship between women is sacred. \u003ci\u003eThe Girlfriends' Bible\u003c\/i\u003e is filled with hilarious scriptures that women can and do live by. What a divine way to tell your best gal pal how valuable that friendship is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWomen and girlfriends of all ages will find bits of inspirational encouragement on every page:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Yea, though you walk through the valley of cracked sidewalks in high heels, do not fear. For I will be there to pick you up when you fall on your ass.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* When you are heavy laden with PMS poundage, I will take your burden for you and deny thy girth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* I shalt not steal your boyfriend, hairdo, or signature color. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* When you get older, I shall forsake you not. For friends are like wine--the older, the better. You can get equally drunk with old or new wine. But intoxication with old wine is far more pleasurable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* If your cup runneth over because your bra is too small and you look like a common whore, I will tell you, just as you would tell me about a visible panty line.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47143128858864,"sku":"9781449408237","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781449408237_p0.jpg?v=1763839415","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781449408237","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}