{"product_id":"9781449408558","title":"The Practical Napper: Tips, Facts, and Quotes for the Avidly Recumbent","description":"\u003cp\u003eJennifer Eyre White's \u003ci\u003eThe Practical Napper: Tips, Facts, and Quotes for the Avidly Recumbent\u003c\/i\u003e is the perfect bedside (or couchside) read for the recumbently inclined. It's the first book to show that napping is, in many ways, a noble pursuit: It's good for you, it's good for the environment, and it's good for world peace. Consider the following while you're catching your next 40 winks:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Napping is good for the environment. When you're napping, you're not:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ea) Burning fossil fuels\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eb) Procreating, thus increasing the pitter-patter of little carbon footprints\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ec) Engaging in slash-and-burn agriculture.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Napping during sex is sometimes perceived as a lack of interest. Be careful with that.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Advice for parents with newborns: nap when the baby naps. Unless, of course, you have other kids, in which case you'll need to tie them up in the back yard first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"A wonderful book, both for reading and for placing on the face while napping.\" --AJ Jacobs, author of \u003ci\u003eThe Year of Living Biblically\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"My motto has always been, 'More napping, less slapping!' This funny and informative book takes us ever closer to that dream.\" --Jack Handey, author of \u003ci\u003eDeep Thoughts\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Andrews McMeel Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47125296873712,"sku":"9781449408558","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781449408558_p0.jpg?v=1763829032","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781449408558","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}