{"product_id":"9781449417574","title":"A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length: More Movies That Suck","description":"\u003cp\u003eRoger Ebert's \u003ci\u003eI Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eYour Movie Sucks\u003c\/i\u003e, which gathered some of his most scathing reviews, were best-sellers. This new collection continues the tradition, reviewing not only movies that were at the bottom of the barrel, but also movies that he found underneath the barrel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eA Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length\u003c\/i\u003e collects more than 200 of his reviews since 2006 in which he gave movies two stars or fewer. Known for his fair-minded and well-written film reviews, Roger is at his razor-sharp humorous best when skewering bad movies. Consider this opener for the one-star \u003ci\u003eYour Highness\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"\u003ci\u003eYour Highness\u003c\/i\u003e is a juvenile excrescence that feels like the work of 11-year-old boys in love with dungeons, dragons, warrior women, pot, boobs, and four-letter words. That this is the work of David Gordon Green beggars the imagination. One of its heroes wears the penis of a minotaur on a string around his neck. I hate it when that happens.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd finally, the inspiration for the title of this book, the one-star \u003ci\u003eTransformers: Revenge of the Fallen\u003c\/i\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eTransformers: Revenge of the Fallen\u003c\/i\u003e is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a doglike robot humping the leg of the heroine. If you want to save yourself the ticket price go, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMovie buffs and humor lovers alike will relish this treasury of movies so bad that you may just want to see them for a good laugh!  \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47124121944304,"sku":"9781449417574","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781449417574_p0.jpg?v=1769906618","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781449417574","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}