{"product_id":"9781449429690","title":"Make Congress Your Bitch: 50 Ways to Finally Make Your Congressman Serve!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFed up with Congress? It’s Time to \u003ci\u003eGet Even\u003c\/i\u003e!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeeling like you’d trust your local used car salesman more than your member of Congress? You’re not alone! Democrats and Republicans everywhere are sick and tired of our “Do-Nothing-Congress.” Are you ready to get even… in a \u003ci\u003eradically\u003c\/i\u003e different way? Great! Because we’ve got the solution.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s time to \u003ci\u003eMake Congress Your Bitch\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn 50 wildly disrespectful and irreverent scenes, our Congressman are forced into performing a variety of tasks around the home that are guaranteed to bring even the largest of political egos to their knees. Literally. Congress is back in session. But it’s not quite what they expected:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eToilet backed up and it’s the third time today?  No problem.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003eYou’ve got a Congressman to get in there and tackle the job. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eDog won’t bring in your newspaper from the street? No problem. Now you’ve got a Congressman who knows how to fetch (on all fours, no less). \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eFeel like having breakfast served to you in bed this morning? No problem. You don’t need a butler; you’ve got a Congressman!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause \u003ci\u003eCongress\u003c\/i\u003e is the opposite of \u003ci\u003eProgress\u003c\/i\u003e, we think it’s high time to \u003ci\u003eMake Congress Your Bitch\u003c\/i\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo Congressmen were harmed in the making of this book.  (They were just humiliated.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47143193772272,"sku":"9781449429690","price":4.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781449429690_p0.jpg?v=1763830226","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781449429690","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}