{"product_id":"9781449441289","title":"50 Sure Ways for a Girl to Stay Single","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf you always dread the second date, follow this hilarious book's sage advice, and you'll never have one again:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Make a list of things he has to change in appearance and behavior before he can be with you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Tell him you once tried to kill your ex, then start to laugh hysterically. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Bring a book of baby names to your first date and circle the ones you like with a pink marker.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e50 Sure Ways for a Girl to Stay Single\u003c\/i\u003e is a guidebook that's helpful in a number of critical situations. For example, if you want to end that desperate loser's crush on you, employ these shrewd strategies:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Never shave.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Chew with your mouth open.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Chain smoke.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIf your clueless friend just can't understand why her relationships don't last, slip this book into her bag and hope she recognizes herself in these classic gems:\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Never even try to pay the bill.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Use \"I don't know\" as an answer for everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Bring up your ex as often as possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Always put men down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're fed up with the whole dating scene and need a good laugh about it, have a giggle over these wicked scenarios:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Keep staring at his \"package\" and then sigh repeatedly as if disappointed.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Give him a detailed description of the sex dream you had about his best friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Tape over his porn with \u003ci\u003eTouched by an Angel\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach piece of advice is illustrated with the author's own stylized and sophisticated, but slightly silly artwork, which makes the book even funnier. \u003ci\u003e50 Sure Ways for a Girl to Stay Single\u003c\/i\u003e is goofy, yet hip, with great visual and comic appeal.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47155417874672,"sku":"9781449441289","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781449441289_p0.jpg?v=1769906139","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781449441289","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}