{"product_id":"9781451672671","title":"Bored of the Rings: A Parody","description":"\u003cb\u003eFrom the legendary comedic scholars who illuminated the tour de force \u003ci\u003eTwilight \u003c\/i\u003eso brilliantly in the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling \u003ci\u003eNightlight \u003c\/i\u003ecomes \u003ci\u003eThe Hunger Pains, \u003c\/i\u003ea hilarious send-up of the immensely popular dystopian young adult novel, \u003ci\u003eThe Hunger Games. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe classic parody of \u003ci\u003eThe Lord of the Rings\u003c\/i\u003e is back! With a brand-new “boreword” by Henry Beard. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Power almighty rests in this Lone Ring.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Power, alrighty, for doing your Own Thing.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eIf broken or busted, it cannot be remade\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eIf found, send to Sorhed (the postage is prepaid).\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s up to Boggie Frito Bugger and his band of misfits—including inept wizard Goodgulf Grayteeth, halfwit Spam Gangree, twins Moxie and Pepsi, and Arrowroot of Arrowshirt—to carry the Great Ring to Fordor and cast it into the Zazu Pits. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCan they avoid death by hickey tree and escape the dread ballhog? Can the fellowship overcome the narcs and Nozdruls hounding their every move and save Lower Middle Earth once and for all? Yes, of course—this isn’t \u003ci\u003eHamlet, \u003c\/i\u003eyou know.","brand":"Gallery Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47155790971120,"sku":"9781451672671","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781451672671_p0.jpg?v=1763840842","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781451672671","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}