{"product_id":"9781451686975","title":"Extinct for a Reason: A Field Guide to Failimals and Evolosers","description":"\u003cb\u003eIn the proud tradition of the Center for Failimological Research, an illustrated field guide to animals who’ve become extinct—for good reason—including the Bipolar Bear, Neapolitan Zebra, and Combover Eagle.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBefore there was Darwin, before there was man’s best friend, there were . . . Failimals. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Royal Failimal Society presents the Unchameleon, Bipolar Bear, Emo Emu, and other Darwin-defiant animals that, though fascinating, have clearly become extinct for a reason. The culmination of years of research, study, and observation across each continent and every era, \u003ci\u003eExtinct for a Reason \u003c\/i\u003eis the definitive field guide to the hows, whys, and whats of Failimals and Evolosers. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith colorful illustrations and vital information on everything from mating habits to defense mechanisms, this book is a must-have for any species considering undergoing the evolutionary process. Learn how to avoid common mistakes, such as: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eAlienating oneself from one's peers (see: Goth Sloth)\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eRefusing to admit one's genes are improperly sized (see: Muffintopotamus)\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eHaving dangerously high levels of charisma (see: Elvisaurus)\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWeeded out but still proud, the curious creatures collected within serve as a warning to ambitious animals everywhere: Evolve with Caution.","brand":"Gallery Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47143213498608,"sku":"9781451686975","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781451686975_p0.jpg?v=1763842018","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781451686975","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}