{"product_id":"9781451690644","title":"Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe newest book in the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling “Barney Stinson” canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSo you’re going to be a parent.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eYou might be asking yourself a series of important questions:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWill I be a good parent? • Will I be able to afford this? • Can I ever have sex again?\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWell, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn’t mean your kid has to be as lame as you’re about to become. That’s why I’ve written this book—to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Bro Code for Parents will help you:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eChoose a baby name that won’t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker •\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eInterview and hire a smokin’ hot nanny • Teach your child instant classics like “The Boobs on the Bus” and “Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat”\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, \u003ci\u003eThe Bro Code for Parents \u003c\/i\u003egives you all the tools you’ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.","brand":"Gallery Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47140520231152,"sku":"9781451690644","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781451690644_p0.jpg?v=1763838917","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781451690644","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}