{"product_id":"9781452051444","title":"I'd Rather Roll Than Rattle: A collection of humorous stories.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eI'd Rather Roll Than Rattle\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWay back in the day, words like “fat” and “obese” were not used to describe a lady who was overweight. The usual adjectives of choice were: stout, portly, or rotund. My grandma Kingston was most definitely in that category.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eShe would get a bit miffed when someone would call her status to her attention. But she would \u003ci\u003ereally\u003c\/i\u003e react when she saw a woman who was inordinately thin. It would flat make her mad.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e“Just look at her: a bag of bones! When she walks you can hear her rattle. I'll tell you this for sure I'd rather roll than rattle!”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eShe lived to be 92 and never did rattle!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eHence, the book’s title.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AuthorHouse","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47163312668912,"sku":"9781452051444","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781452051444_p0.jpg?v=1763839731","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781452051444","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}