{"product_id":"9781460380802","title":"Texts from Mittens: A Cat Who Has an Unlimited Data Plan...and Isn't Afraid to Use It","description":"\u003cem\u003eTexts from Mittens\u003c\/em\u003e is a series of text message conversations between a snappy, self-absorbed housecat named Mittens and his long-suffering human, a single woman who works away from home during the day. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the \"filthy beast\" dog, Phil. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAngie Bailey is an award-winning writer and blogger, humorist, and professional member of the Cat Writers' Association. Her primary blog, Catladyland, has won many awards, and her humor writing is featured nearly daily on Catster.com, one of the most popular cat sites on the Web. She loves to photograph her cats in silly poses and sleeps with one eye open. And yes, she has three cats. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Each installment of \u003cem\u003eTexts From Mittens\u003c\/em\u003e is like a little gift to brighten your day!\" —Kate Benjamin, Hauspanther founder and co-author of \u003cem\u003eCatification\u003c\/em\u003e with Jackson Galaxy \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"\u003cem\u003eTexts From Mittens\u003c\/em\u003e makes me wish my cat had thumbs! This is a hilarious book; Angie Bailey has done it again!\" —Jeremy Greenberg, Author of \u003cem\u003eSorry I Barfed on Your Bed\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"We all knew that cats were hilarious, but Ms. Bailey's sardonic cat quips really take their mannerisms, attitude and occasional apathy to another level.\" —Susan Michals, Curator of Cat Art Show Los Angeles \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCome home! There's an emergency! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat?? Are you OK? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy dish is half empty! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI'll be home soon. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou wish starvation upon me! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStop being dramatic. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAm weeak. Caan hasrdly tyyppe. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAre you going to wear those black pants on your bed? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. I have a date. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey're comfortable. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMittens, get off my pants! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFYI: Poly-blend makes your butt look big","brand":"Harlequin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47182169768176,"sku":"9781460380802","price":8.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781460380802_p0.jpg?v=1763671966","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781460380802","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}