{"product_id":"9781462015061","title":"Twenty-Nine Tales: none","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou don’t talk like God.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e “How do you know? Have you ever once talked to Me? What do you want Me to do, start throwing a bunch of thees and thous at you? I’m not the threatening kind, Andy. But you owe Me a favor. And it would be better to pay it than not.”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e “Oh, Please!” Andy crawled off the couch and got to his knees. He clasped his hands in supplication. “Please, just leave me alone!”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e “Get off the floor, Andrew. Get off your damn knees. And stop folding your hands in front of you, it creeps Me out. I’ve had a stomach full of people whimpering on their knees, believe you Me. I never made people to be on their knees, they somehow learned it on their own.”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAndy stared up at the bumpled-white ceiling. What’s the favor you ask of me?\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e “It’s a small thing,” the voice said. “I want you to rescue my daughter.”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAndy stared at the ceiling. Then he scrambled off the couch and staggered into the kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e “Andy?”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e “I need a drink. Maybe four or five. Oh, God! He touched his chest, heard his heart pumping too hard.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e “Yes?”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eDrink until I pass out and this goes away.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e “Are you talking to yourself, or Me?”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhat? Rescue your...\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e “My daughter.”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe daughter of God.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"iUniverse, Incorporated","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47124606419184,"sku":"9781462015061","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781462015061_p0.jpg?v=1763675511","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781462015061","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}