{"product_id":"9781466854017","title":"Weddings of the Times: A Parody","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou are cordially invited to celebrate\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Parody of\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWedding Announcements\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eby\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKasper Hauser\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlong with fully illustrated guides to:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWedding-night sex,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHoneymoon hot spots,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFormalwear malfunctions, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand much, much more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt four o'clock in the Afternoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOr is it three o'clock?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDidn't you bring the invitation?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHuh? Where the hell is the turnoff?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBack there. I think I saw a paper plate and some balloons.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat's wrong? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI just need to eat something. I'm fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRemind me how we know these people?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"In this collection, Kasper Hauser reminds us that a wedding announcement is a window into the most goofball daydream a couple can have about itself.... These are not parodies, but little human stories, full of want and hope, even when they involve falconry.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e---from the foreword by John Hodgman\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"St. Martin's Publishing Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47125785805040,"sku":"9781466854017","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781466854017_p0.jpg?v=1769891523","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781466854017","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}