{"product_id":"9781468080131","title":"The Best Ever Book of Lawyer Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who","description":"If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of lawyer jokes is for you. \u003cp\u003eIn this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Lawyer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of lawyer jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one lawyer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book has so many lawyer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy do lawyers wear slip-on shoes? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA lawyer and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The lawyer turned to his wife and said: \"When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Why would you want me to do that?,\" asked his wife.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,\" replied the lawyer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe lawyer's spouse said: \"What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDid you hear about the lawyer who wore two jackets when he painted his house?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe instructions on the can said: \"Put on two coats.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy do lawyers laugh three times when they hear a joke? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnce when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CreateSpace Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48258349203696,"sku":"9781468080131","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781468080131_p0.jpg?v=1763695248","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781468080131","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}