{"product_id":"9781468540444","title":"Filets: A literary treat for gourmet appetites","description":"QUERY  FILETS, a literary treat for gourmet appetites  FILETS, consists of 49 poems given in contemporary prose and concludes with a  long, short story entitled WAIT UNTIL SPRING. The hardcover book is 135 pages  long and is also available in soft cover and as an e-book edition. This is not a  cookbook, but it does feature appetizing treats that cover a cafeteria selection of  subjects of interest to any curious reader with a yen for variety and humor. Politics, romance, environment, philosophy, psychology, sex, all those subjects constitute a  fervent poetic pursuit by the author in Part 1 of the book. The names of the persons of the drama are so thinly disguised you will identify some of the stars of the shows at  a single glance:  Rough Gumballs, Master of Histrionics at the Mike;  Newter the Tooter, whose truths really are stranger than fiction and who is a  Master of Myths Good as Mile;  Glenn Peckerwood, whose blackboard masterpieces are but pentagrams chalked up  in Upper Chambers where the script will be viewed by future historians as  graphs for laughs and difficult of comprehension.  These characters do their patriotic best to add more fuel to an economic fire not  unlike the one that consumed Rome. Given the fact that the triumphs of our former  Commander-in-Chief and his congress contributed a lion's share of the forces that  changed the Greenback into a Hunchback, how else can these aforementioned luminaries work their will to anymore of our further detriment than by removing from the electorate all reasonable caretaker responsibility in their behalf, for which mission governments are created? ______________________________________________________________________________     Following are a few prime cuts from FILETS' menu to orient the reader to the     varied contents of the book:     LOVELIGHT : \"...She warmed his cold soul with new adoration,            A love as long and sure within him            As the lambent glow of quiet gold.\"   p.32     COVER GIRL: \"a gorgeous sinner of attraction\"    p.22     THE CANDIDATE or SYMPHONY FROM THE NEWT WORLD: Clearly            a case in which a speaker can \"overspeak\" to the            point, an oral contraceptive is well advised.  p.5           ( Not to be confused with THE ORAL ART OF PASSING GAS,           a key to understanding the Speaker's spoken word.) p.110     THE NADER AFFAIR : Nader's affair with Sara Lee; she's \" sweet and plenty  of dough!\"  p.12            NICOTINE KNOCKOUT IN MY LOCAL, HOME OWNED MASSAGE SALON :                        Can one mix bliss with smoke rings? Just how far down             Tobacco Road is non-smoker willing to go?  p.2     ON THE LOVELIFE OF AN OPHRYS ORCHID: shows how torrid flower power            is really as aphrodisiac. The wasp gets his dorsal tickled,            making that bloom a real passion flower by turning this             flight into an obvious mission of love, a phenomenon            in Nature known as pollination. p.34     MY DUNES DAY: An environmental tragedy if there ever was one. What it was,            in those days of yesteryear, was as ancient landscape with             the memory of trolley tracks and artifacts, bent pennies and             fudge sticks, raging, inlet winds (as the poem goes) and a            steamy still life, totally void of AC. The pavilion was filled            with couples on the dance floor, their hot bodies fused into            an amalgam caused by the summer heat and hi-test-tosterone            raging in the pulse of youthful desire             Tragedy followed when entrepreneurs brought             in backhoes to change the face of the beach and             make sand dunes look like salt flats. Trolley tracks            vanished in favor of, as mentioned in the Ralph             Nader poem (p.12), beneficiaries of the fast food fad               and the first instance of hot dogs being made with             unwanted chicken parts (cry fowl!).             Eventually, the beach was built over- or overbuilt--            so that the proximity of the next door neighbors enabled            friendships to be cemented house-to-house by each            homeowner's opening a window and giving one            another a glad hand and a gracious smile. What began            as a Dunes Day underwent a memorable mutation before             the very eyes of old-timers who viewed the tragedy more            in keeping with a horrendous Doomsday.","brand":"AuthorHouse","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47125966258416,"sku":"9781468540444","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781468540444_p0.jpg?v=1763695494","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781468540444","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}