{"product_id":"9781468903096","title":"The 80 Year Old Virgin From Outer Space: Meets Dr.Won Ball","description":"Sexually depressed because he has three testicles, our character goes to see a Dr.Won Ball, thinking he is a sex councilor.  It turns out he is a sex change doctor who lost a testicle during the war playing Russian roulette.  The Doctor sees an opportunity for a transplant and talks the man into undergoing an operation in exchange for his services.  It turns out the doctor is also a Quack who doesn’t use standard surgical instruments; he scares the hell out of our character when he decides to use a meat chopper to remove a testicle.  Adding to his problems, our character doesn’t read the small print on the contract which defines, “in case of unforeseen circumstances the doctor can remove a second testicle.”","brand":"Booktango","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47124912341232,"sku":"9781468903096","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781468903096_p0.jpg?v=1763695835","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781468903096","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}