{"product_id":"9781469112404","title":"This Side of the Call Light","description":"This Side of the Call Light is a collection of true and truly humorous stories of nursing experiences. Many tongue in cheek and sarcastic quips, as well.\u003cbr\u003eThe book is meant to give every reader a good belly laugh whether a medical personal, a patient or ian nnocent by stander, we all need at least one, every day.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\"If you were wiping yourself before you came to the hospital, you will continue to do so, unless both your arms are broken. That can be arranged.\"\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThe prim-and-proper elderly woman was insulted when the handsome young surgeon asked her if she had passed gas yet.\"I certainly have not.\"\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eSome people should be hosed down in the ER....\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \"......... I dubbed it Jurassic Park Poop\"\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eLet your doctor know that you own them...Residents drool, nurses rule.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eWhen your nurse quietly creeps in your room to check that you are okay, don't hold your breath.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThe reader will find timely advice of patient behavior no no's.\u003cbr\u003eFamilies....well, just stay home and out of the way. Don't call either.\u003cbr\u003eYou will gain insight into the world of a nurse.\u003cbr\u003eThis is a must read and should become part of the cirriculum of senior nursing students. There is still time to get out. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Xlibris Corporation","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47156948992240,"sku":"9781469112404","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781469112404_p0.jpg?v=1763698039","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781469112404","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}