{"product_id":"9781469766577","title":"IMPLOSION!!!: GONE WITH THE WEATHER!","description":"\u003cb\u003eTHE SPIRITUAL DREAM\u003c\/b\u003e  \u003cp\u003eOne day in the 21st Century, God went unto Noah, who was living in the U. S. in Harlem, NY-and said, \"Again, the earth has become wicked. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing and a few good humans.\"\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eHe gave Noah instructions, \"You have 6 months to build it before I start the storms.\"\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eSix months later, God looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard-but no Ark.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"Noah!\" He roared, \"Where is the Ark?\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"Forgive me, God,\" begged Noah, \" but I needed a building permit. I've been arguing with the code inspector.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\" I know you want decent humans-so I tried to test for those who are reasonably healthy. This will take a long time because most are filled with drugs of one kind or another.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"And if all that is not enough-the Dept. of Homeland Security has me under investigation for plotting to kidnap citizens.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"And you may have heard about the pathetic way FEMA handled the folks in the Super Dome after a hurricane. FEMA won't let me do any type of rescuing.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"So, forgive me, Great One, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eSuddenly a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, \"You're not going to destroy the world?\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"No,\" said God. \"This is a new situation red tape beat me to the punch. Renewal may require a more ancient solution.\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"iUniverse, Incorporated","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47144320958704,"sku":"9781469766577","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781469766577_p0.jpg?v=1763700843","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781469766577","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}