{"product_id":"9781473503205","title":"Top Tips for Life","description":"\u003cp\u003eLife doesn’t come with an instruction manual. But if it did, and if that manual was cobbled together in five minutes by a drunken idiot-genius, then it might look something like these crowd-sourced tips and ill-thought-out ideas. Covering everything from how best to turn your cat into a fearsome stegosaurus to pre-empting jellyfish stings, this book presents the wealth of knowledge gleaned from the dusty vaults of twitter’s hugely popular @TwopTwips.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e  From the profane to the ridiculous, these laugh-at-loud nuggets of advice, with absurd and informative illustrations, will change your life in a hugely insignificant way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTips include:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBORED of a friend's text messages? Reply with 'unsubscribe' and they'll get the hint.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSPICE up a boring salad by replacing the vegetables with bacon and placing between two slices of bread.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSTOP your dog from pulling on its lead by walking a bit faster.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePREPARE your children for office life by acting awkwardly around them in the kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAVOID the hassle and expense of hair straighteners by not eating your crusts.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ebury Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47130585432304,"sku":"9781473503205","price":10.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781473503205_p0.jpg?v=1763602069","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781473503205","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}