{"product_id":"9781475119947","title":"The Best Ever Book of Orthodontist Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Orthodontist jokes is for you. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Orthodontist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Orthodontist Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Orthodontist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book has so many Orthodontist jokes; you won't know where to start. For example:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy do Orthodontists wear slip-on shoes? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn evil genie captured an Orthodontist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Orthodontist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDid you hear about the Orthodontist who wore two jackets when she painted the house?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe instructions on the can said: \"Put on two coats.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy do Orthodontists laugh three times when they hear a joke? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnce when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CreateSpace Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47044397596912,"sku":"9781475119947","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781475119947_p0.jpg?v=1763605117","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781475119947","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}