{"product_id":"9781476709611","title":"Baby's First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents","description":"\u003cb\u003eMILLIONS OF PEOPLE THINK CHILDREN ARE THE CUTEST,\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCUDDLIEST, MOST WONDERFUL, SAINTLY CREATURES\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIN THE ENTIRE WORLD.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHESE PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTHEY HAVE NICE THINGS. THEY COLLECT FRAGILE POTTERY. THEY HAVE CANDLELIT DINNERS IN FANCY RESTAURANTS. THEY GO TO MOVIES. THEY HAVE WHITE CARPETS.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePEOPLE WITH SMALL CHILDREN HAVEN'T BEEN TO A RESTAURANT WITHOUT\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePLASTIC SILVERWARE IN YEARS. THE LAST MOVIE THEY SAW IN A THEATER IS NOW\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eON AMERICAN MOVIE CLASSICS. THEIR HOUSE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDECORATED BY PEE-WEE HERMAN.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBABY'S FIRST TATTOO\u003c\/i\u003e IS FOR THEM.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor years parents have been buying baby books to document all the precious moments in their new baby's life -- Baby's First Tooth, Baby's First Haircut, Baby's First Step. What have been ignored for too long are those \"alternative\" precious moments that really should be written down, celebrated, and remembered -- Baby's First Projectile Vomit, Baby's First Tantrum in a Crowded Grocery Store, Baby's 10,000th Dirty Diaper. Otherwise you might forget them and think of becoming parents once again.","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47173460001008,"sku":"9781476709611","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781476709611_p0.jpg?v=1763609635","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781476709611","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}