{"product_id":"9781476713540","title":"Crappy Children's Art","description":"\u003cb\u003ePreviously published as \u003ci\u003eI Am Better Than Your Kids.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom the\u003ci\u003e New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eThe Alphabet of Manliness\u003c\/i\u003e, the creator of “The Best Page in the Universe,” and overall genius, comes an outrageous, laugh-out-loud critique of children’s artwork that finally cuts those little smug know-it-alls down to size.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePreviously published as \u003ci\u003eI Am Better Than Your Kids\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eIf you think children are precious little snowflakes who are perfect in every way, think again. If you cherish every piece of art, every book report, every letter to Santa your child gives you, then this book is not for you. If your refrigerator is adorned with mementos from your kid’s childhood, then you are a sucker. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMaddox, who has been writing hilarious essays for his popular site, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com since 1996, can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids—and, he is here to show you just how inferior your kids are. Marvel as Maddox deconstructs an eight-year-old’s crayon-drawn family portrait! Laugh uproariously as he judges sub-par Valentines, homemade “gifts,” and other areas of elementary-aged underperformance! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy reward weakness and mediocrity with gold stars? You are in Maddox’s world now, and no child is safe from the scrutiny and critical gaze of the world’s foremost authority on children’s crappy artwork.","brand":"Gallery Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47169584333040,"sku":"9781476713540","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781476713540_p0.jpg?v=1763609296","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781476713540","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}