{"product_id":"9781477609453","title":"The Best Ever Book of Funeral Director Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who","description":"If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Funeral Director jokes is for you. \u003cp\u003eIn this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Funeral Director Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Funeral Director Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Funeral Director joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book has so many Funeral Director jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy do Funeral Directors wear slip-on shoes? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn evil genie captured a Funeral Director and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Funeral Director brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDid you hear about the Funeral Director who wore two jackets when she painted the house?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe instructions on the can said: \"Put on two coats.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy do Funeral Directors laugh three times when they hear a joke? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnce when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e***\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CreateSpace Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47038167974128,"sku":"9781477609453","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781477609453_p0.jpg?v=1763614388","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781477609453","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}