{"product_id":"9781490753010","title":"Death of a Boytoy","description":"The problem? I ain’t getting enough! (It’s flat-out addicting, y’all!)   I already have a boy toy, y’all, and he really is gorgeous, funny, charming, great in bed, well-hung (I saw that thread, LMAO), and is totally respectful of Mr. Web and our relationship. He is pretty much perfect in every way except one: he travels and is pretty much gone all the damn time. When we do get to play, it’s awesome, but I think I’d like to have it a little more frequently.  OK, OK, I would like to have it a lot more frequently (LOL). What can I say? I’m a freak! So I am actively looking for another boy toy . . . or toys. Which brings me to my second problem: we are in the middle of freaking nowhere in the freaking Bible belt!   What is a horny (but fairly picky) chick to do? I think I’m screwed (or not screwed in this case).   Any suggestions, comments, and just plain ol’ sympathy will be welcome (LOL).","brand":"Trafford Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47126221914352,"sku":"9781490753010","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781490753010_p0.jpg?v=1763657761","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781490753010","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}