{"product_id":"9781491789346","title":"Brutal Justice: Your Guide to Being a Violent Vigilante, Crime-fighting Superhero","description":"\u003cp\u003eCrime is rampant; the City cries in pain.  The call is made for a protector, a hero…are you that hero? \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eDo you feel the burning urge to fight evil…but maybe you’re not quite sure where to start? \u003c\/p\u003e  • Do I need a stick…how about a mask?  • Must I develop 6-pack abs before heading off into the night?  • What will the neighbours think?   \u003cp\u003eWell, you’ve had your entire life to be normal, and what did that get you? Probably not much…or maybe it has; good for you! It’s time to get positive, it’s time to get crazy; it’s time to impose your glorious, indomitable will upon the world at large.\u003c\/p\u003e   \u003cp\u003eSo don’t plod through another day at your boring, lame-ass job, surrounded by coworkers that you hate, with a boss you want to shove face-first into a filthy toilet bowl. \u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003ePut on your ski mask and grab the old baseball bat…it’s time to go bash some scum! Justice! Brutality! Ultra-violence! \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eHeed the call!!! \u003c\/p\u003e   \u003cp\u003e{Disclaimer: Don’t actually heed the call, or you’ll end up dead or imprisoned. Reality check…sorry.}\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"iUniverse, Incorporated","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47144884732144,"sku":"9781491789346","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781491789346_p0.jpg?v=1763659992","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781491789346","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}