{"product_id":"9781491791639","title":"Eavesdroppings: Price, Arnold and Friends","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt all started when Aaron “Smokey” Arnold spilled oil on his trousers and dead-panned, “My pants are on their last leg!”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWith a slew of comical contributors and a talented illustrator who created the accompanying goofball characters, Price and Arnold share a compilation of hilarious one-liners such as:\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e• Pulling a travel trailer with four cylinders is a drag.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e• That massage therapist musta rubbed somebody the wrong way.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e• The jazz musicians were in a jam.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e• The cowboy was at the end of his rope!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e• The rehearsing minister practiced what he preached until he got it righteous.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e• The naked gambler was on a winning streak.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e• I said to my adrenal gland, “What’s the rush?”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e• I had a dream about smog and woke up exhausted.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eEaves Droppings is a collection of classic one-liners that will encourage anyone to find and embrace the humor in the every day.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"iUniverse, Incorporated","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47142532022512,"sku":"9781491791639","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781491791639_p0.jpg?v=1763659945","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781491791639","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}