{"product_id":"9781491824283","title":"Confessions of a Wayward Catholic","description":"\u003cp\u003eConfessions of a Wayward Catholic is a hilarious yet insightful account of Frank Scoblete's years from kindergarten through grandparenthood as a confused, wayward, seemingly ever-sinning Catholic.  Join Frank for a possibly hell-bound ride as he attempts to understand what God and religion are all about. Will Frank reach the pearly gates or be banished to eternal damnation?\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"I love my husband but there is stuff in this book that is disgraceful and should never have been written!\" - Alene Scoblete, wife\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"Francis Scoblete has been a major sinner ever since he came to elementary school. I watched him closely at the dances.\" - Sister Jerome Blake, in charge of making sure girls and boys slow danced a foot apart.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"I don't know why Jewish kids went to a Catholic school but I'm proud they did well in religion.\"  - Chief Rabbi Sol Bernstein\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"I believe that you should love your neighbor as yourself. Luckily, Frank lives in another town and is not my neighbor.\"  - Jesus Christ\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"Scoblete says I have no sense of humor. I will afflict him with boils and sores over his whole body, just like I did Job.\" - God\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"Frank Scoblete has been wayward for over six decades. He's my main man!\"  - Satan\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AuthorHouse","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47171169321200,"sku":"9781491824283","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781491824283_p0.jpg?v=1763660452","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781491824283","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}