{"product_id":"9781492647348","title":"How to Move to Canada: A Discontented American's Guide to Canadian Relocation","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"That's it,  I'm moving to Canada.\" It's been threatened before, but maybe this time it's  for real. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you or  someone you know is discontented, distressed, or downright disturbed, maybe the  Great White North is right for you, eh. But how much do you really know about  Canada? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e  \u003cli\u003eCan you do a job that Canada needs (do you play  hockey, drill for oil, or make poutine?)?\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003eCan you identify the best Canadian province for  your lifestyle (lots of tundra or just some tundra?)? \u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003eCan you master the proper pronunciation of  \"sorry\"?\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003eWhat strange wizardry is the Canadian  government?\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003eIs maple syrup acceptable substitution for  currency?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt long  last, \u003cem\u003eHow to Move to Canada\u003c\/em\u003e can help make your vague threat into a cold  Canadian reality. This book is also full of activities such as: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e  \u003cli\u003eColor the flag of your new homeland\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003eMatch the strange Canuck dialect with their local  definitions\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003eAnd more!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePLEASE NOTE:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is a humor book. It won't really help you emigrate. Rather, it's a  subversive mix of real information on the Great White North plus a hilarious  look at all the reasons why you won't like it there any better — and why they  probably won't have you anyway. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sourcebooks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47126782410992,"sku":"9781492647348","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781492647348_p0.jpg?v=1772805546","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781492647348","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}