{"product_id":"9781555918897","title":"If Every Month Were June","description":"Hooter Pridley didn't stand a chance. One look at \"Miss June\" Trixie Foxalot, posing seductively in her lime green bikini with a torque wrench, and he was smitten. His destiny was clear, or as clear as it gets for \"a water bug skittering the surface of thought.\" Thus Hooter begins a redneck odyssey, leaving mountainless Sterling, Colorado, to search for the calendar girl of his dreams. On the way to L.A., he meets a number of memorable characters and gets himself in and out of sticky situations, relying on his folksy wisdom and plucky spirit to propel him along. Fast-paced and sidesplittingly funny, \u003ci\u003eIf Every Month Were June\u003c\/i\u003e is Tony Bender at his best.","brand":"Fulcrum Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47145739092208,"sku":"9781555918897","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781555918897_p0.jpg?v=1763757389","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781555918897","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}