{"product_id":"9781568092119","title":"Pigskinizations","description":"\u003cbr\u003eIn \u003ci\u003ePigskinizations\u003c\/i\u003e, L.D. Brodsky's seventh book of short fictions, a potpourri of functionally dysfunctional characters assembles itself for public inspection: a married man with a snoring problem, who finds complete bliss on his porch; a couple who've found separation to be the secret to the perfect marriage, and another, who prematurely celebrate the termination of their ant infestation; an apartment dweller who has a commuter train running through his bedroom; an evangelical peddler of insecticide and a traveling salesman purveying marital aids to a drug-addled poet; a college student with an arousing tattoo; an animal lover who revels in \"walking\" his pet boa constrictor; and two men who see themselves for what they really are — an ape and a dinosaur. And through six of the stories, Brodsky's foul-mouthed, language-butchering auto-assembly-line worker survives the \"K-Y2 viral,\" to \"celebate Nude Year's Eve\" and the \"Stupor Bowl 34 x 2 +1\" victory of his hometown \"St. Louis Cardinal Rams.\"","brand":"Time Being Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47132688482544,"sku":"9781568092119","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781568092119_p0.jpg?v=1763765681","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781568092119","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}