{"product_id":"9781569758434","title":"The Ultimate Book of Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead Jokes","description":"\u003cb\u003eAS SHAMELESS AND HILARIOUS AS IT IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat's the mating call of a blonde?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I'm sooooo drunk.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow does a brunette recharge her love life?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe changes the batteries.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow is a redhead like a condom?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey both spend most of their time in your wallet.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy did 18 blondes go to the movies together?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe sign said: \"Under seventeen not admitted.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat does a redhead scream when climaxing?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHer own name.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy does Ohio have brunettes and California have earthquakes?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCalifornia had first choice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy did the blonde sell her water skis?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShe couldn't find a lake on a hillside.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Ulysses Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47111373062384,"sku":"9781569758434","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781569758434_p0.jpg?v=1763790270","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781569758434","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}