{"product_id":"9781580055895","title":"The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers","description":"\u003cp\u003eThey’re getting bigger. And you’re not getting any more sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSecond in the \u003ci\u003eSh!t No One Tells You\u003c\/i\u003e series, in \u003ci\u003eThe Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers\u003c\/i\u003e Dawn Dais tells it like it is – again – offering real advice for parents of growing children. Filled with tips, encouragement, and a strong dose of humor, \u003ci\u003eThe Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers\u003c\/i\u003e is a survival handbook for parents on the edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChapters include:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou Suck at This. \u003ci\u003eIt’s not just your imagination.\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWalking Is Hard. \u003ci\u003eBruising is considerably less difficult.\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRemember When You Judged Other Parents? \u003ci\u003ePrepare to eat your words, with a side of karma’s a bitch.\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRestaurants Are Battle Zones. \u003ci\u003eSpoiler Alert: You are not the victor.\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKids Get Sick. \u003ci\u003eThen everyone gets sick.\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis Childhood Will Be Televised. \u003ci\u003eHello, camera phones.\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour TV Has Been Hijacked. \u003ci\u003eBy things with very high-pitched voices.\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eComing from one empathetic parent to another, the tips in this book are real, clever, honest, and designed to make life with a terrible two- or three-year-old a little bit more manageable. Hilarious, helpful, and handy, this book will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: “Why didn’t anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work?”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Da Capo Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47034783662320,"sku":"9781580055895","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781580055895_p0.jpg?v=1769900773","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781580055895","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}