{"product_id":"9781588162441","title":"Esquire The Rules: A Man's Guide to Life","description":"Just being a man was never more fraught with confusion and peril. Derived from \u003ci\u003eEsquire'\u003c\/i\u003es popular feature, this men's manual to life in the 21st century offers more than 500 rules that make for lighthearted reading and manly musings. Accompanied by wry black and white illustrations on each page, the rules are guaranteed to set a guy straight. Here is entertainment to live by:\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eRule number 28: If there is danger involved, it is fun. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eRule number 33: Never trust anyone with a phone number that ends in 00.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eRule number 71: The best blind dates are with girls named Kelly or Samantha.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eRule number 112: You cut the fat, you cut the flavor.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eRule number 117: No movie should have its title incorporated into the dialogue.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eRule number 198: When it comes to luggage, men don't pull.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eRule number 243: Slow-motion violence goes best with Mahler.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eRule number 289:The people who elect to perform karaoke are never the people you wish to perform karaoke.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eRule number 311: A man should avoid using the phrase \"assume the position\" on the first date. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eRule number 317: No str\u003c\/i\u003eaws.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hearst","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47040899416304,"sku":"9781588162441","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781588162441_p0.jpg?v=1763799742","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781588162441","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}