{"product_id":"9781593763619","title":"My Dog Ate My Nobel Prize: The Fabricated Memoirs of Jeff Martin","description":"Jeff Martin was born in 1980. Jeff Martin made millions on the stock market. Jeff Martin lost millions on the stock market. Jeff Martin stopped a Chinese tank at Tiananmen Square. Jeff Martin managed Michael Dukakis’s 1988 presidential campaign. Jeff Martin co-wrote \u003ci\u003eAliens 2: More Aliens\u003c\/i\u003e with James Cameron. Jeff Martin had a torrid and brief creative relationship with Disney’s animation department. Jeff Martin disguised himself as a midget, joined NASA, and became the first-ever child in space, all in tribute to the \u003ci\u003eChallenger\u003c\/i\u003e space shuttle tragedy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSuch is only a sample of the amazing life of Jeff Martin, a modern-day renaissance man\/child, adept at everything, and uniquely attuned to the goings-on of our evolving planet. He is equal parts Doogie Howser and Forest Gump — as likely to break an age barrier as to coincidentally find himself in the trenches of history.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGet ready for a groundbreaking memoir overflowing with action, history, social commentary, and unchecked facts. Along the way, there will be love, loss, cool drawings from \u003ci\u003eTruth Serum\u003c\/i\u003e cartoonist Jon Adams, and some more unchecked facts. And as a free promotion, we’re offering a money-back guarantee that this book will not disgrace Oprah.","brand":"Catapult","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47134238900464,"sku":"9781593763619","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781593763619_p0.jpg?v=1763809181","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781593763619","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}