{"product_id":"9781593765729","title":"Everyone's Pretty: A Novel","description":"Dean Decetes, a pornographer with messianic delusions, spins out of control in Los Angeles, where he spends his time drinking himself into a stupor, getting beaten up by strangers he's recklessly insulted, stealing credit cards to pay for sex, being arrested, begging favors, and mounting a PR campaign to make himself famous, with the help of a \"loyal footsoldier\" -- a porn-loving midget he met in jail. Meanwhile his pious, romantic spinster sister, who reluctantly keeps house for him, busies herself writing quasi-religious love notes to the boss she worships at the statistics company where she works, and her co-workers—an obsessive-compulsive Christian Scientist in a twisted marriage and a promiscuous, depressed blond bomb-shell—become enmeshed in her life as she dreams of ridding herself of her freeloading brother and being carried away on a white horse by her employer. Next door, a teenage math genius runs away from home after her mother humiliates her in school and hooks up at a bar with Decetes's suicidal editor. The story is told from five points of view—those of Decetes, his sister, the lonely blonde, the Christian scientist \u0026amp; the high school math genius—over three days which the five lives intersect.","brand":"Catapult","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47138103787760,"sku":"9781593765729","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781593765729_p0.jpg?v=1763809230","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781593765729","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}