{"product_id":"9781594744259","title":"The Quotable Douchebag","description":"\u003cp\u003eDid he \u003ci\u003ereally\u003c\/i\u003e just say that?!?\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Douchebags have a gift for speaking the unspeakable. Vain, arrogant, brash, and clueless, they’re the worst the male species has to offer—and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. \u003ci\u003eThe Quotable Douchebag \u003c\/i\u003efeatures dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including:\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e David Hasselhoff: “There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.”\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Gene Simmons: “[I] don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium.”\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Sean Hannity: “I’ll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.”\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e And many, many more.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Quirk Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47053298401520,"sku":"9781594744259","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781594744259_p0.jpg?v=1763810660","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781594744259","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}