{"product_id":"9781599637860","title":"The Unofficial Middle-earth Monster's Guide: Hunt Hobbits, Hoard Treasure, and Embrace Your Villainous Nature","description":"It's good to be bad! \u003cp\u003eYou're not evil. You're just...misunderstood. And you're in good company. In \u003ci\u003eThe Unofficial Middle-earth Monster's Guide\u003c\/i\u003e, orcs, goblins, trolls, dark wizards--and on especially articulate dragon--serve as the perfect role models for aspiring evil-doers. Coveting that corner office? Crush the current opponent with your blood-thirsty Uruk-Hai army. Contemplating revenge on a past love? Blast him with a ball of fire--it's really the only sensible solution. Want that kid's cookie? Go ahead and take it. We won't tell.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eInside you'll find:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eAdvice on attacking, defeating, and cooking hobbits, elves, dwarves, and pesky white wizards.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003ePhilosophies of evil from various Middle-earth baddies, from balrogs and orcs to spiders and squirrels (yes, squirrels).\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eFashion advice for the well-dressed villain.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eTried-and-true tips on spying, being sneaky, and preparing roast mutton from villains who know.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e So slip on your new ring of power (it really is quite beautiful, isn't it?) and curl up on the couch with your warg. \u003ci\u003eThe Unofficial Middle-earth Monster's Guide\u003c\/i\u003e is the only compendium of evil you'll ever need to conquer all of life's challenges--and the world.","brand":"F+W Media","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47133755965680,"sku":"9781599637860","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781599637860_p0.jpg?v=1763824480","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781599637860","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}