{"product_id":"9781607106678","title":"Uncle John's Creature Feature Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!","description":"Once upon a time, Uncle John set his ghouls on a task to create three new For Kids Only! books: \u003ci\u003eStrange\u0026amp;Scary\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eWild\u0026amp;Woolly\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eUnder the Slimy Sea\u003c\/i\u003e. But then a giant green creature oozed out of the muck and gobbled them all up! And what did that horrible thing spit out? This book--\u003ci\u003eCreature Feature\u003c\/i\u003e! It’s bubbling over with more than 400 pages of blood-curdling facts, gut-wrenching activities, cringe-inducing jokes, and head-spinning true stories--all made even more icky by all the freaky photographs and illustrations. Whether it walks, limps, gallops, flies, crawls, swims, or just sits there and makes fart noises--chances are you’ll encounter it in Creature Feature. So have a spooky good time checking out . . .\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- The World's Smelliest Sneaker\u003cbr\u003e- Dog-sized horses and horse-sized dogs\u003cbr\u003e- The great ball of snot\u003cbr\u003e- An armadillo invasion and a turtle traffic jam\u003cbr\u003e- Zombies, Bigfoot, and the mothman”\u003cbr\u003e- How to make your own mummy\u003cbr\u003e- Why polar bears don't eat penguins\u003cbr\u003e- Vengeful ghosts and haunted castles\u003cbr\u003e- And much more!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDon't say we didn't warn you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLexile score: 1000L\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Portable Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47129868370160,"sku":"9781607106678","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781607106678_p0.jpg?v=1763832607","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781607106678","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}