{"product_id":"9781607109020","title":"Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader","description":"\u003cp\u003eOver the past 25 years, the Bathroom Readers’ Institute has published more than 40,000 pages of bathroom reading. In this book you will find the funniest 288 of them (with a few all-new funny pages squeezed in just because we couldn’t help ourselves). That’s page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung-fu movie subtitles—such as. “It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!” So whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, or silly or sublime, you’ll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at…\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cb\u003eDumb crooks:\u003c\/b\u003e The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillow case.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eWitty wordplay:\u003c\/b\u003e If Snoop Doggy Dogg were to marry Winnie the Pooh, his name would become Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eFlubbed headlines:\u003c\/b\u003e “British Left Waffles On House Floor”\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eQuirky stars:\u003c\/b\u003e Billy Idol’s concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter in his dressing room.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eJob Lingo:\u003c\/b\u003e If you hear an E.R. doc mention a “VIP,” be on the lookout for a “Very Intoxicated Patient.”\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eComedian quips:\u003c\/b\u003e “I wonder if deaf people have a sign for ‘Talk to the hand.’” —Zach Galifianakis\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eSputtering sportscasters:\u003c\/b\u003e “If only faces could talk.” —Pat Summerall\u003cbr\u003e \u003ci\u003eAnd much, much more!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Portable Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47055987081456,"sku":"9781607109020","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9781607109020_p0.jpg?v=1763833817","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9781607109020","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}